There's beauty in chaos.

Don’t make any decisions when you’re angry
Never make promises when you’re happy.
Smile with your eyes.
When you find yourself complaining about a boyfriend. Just get a job.
Always wear nice clothes on the airplane. They will respect you or atleast upgrade you.
Temptation is there to resist.
Never trust a person who speak a fake accent.
Pay on the first date if you really really like the guy. This makes you seem powerful.
The shorter the skirt, the longer the insecurity of the legs. You can only flaunt the legs if you’re not insecure.